Content, Content, Content: Hammy and Polo Have a Beef

Act 2, Scene 2

Polo: What do you read, my lord?

Hammy: Content, content, content.

Polo: What is the Discourse, my lord?

Hammy: Among who?

Polo: I mean the Discourse that you engage with, my lord.

Hammy: Slanders, sir: for the extremely online rogue says there that hipster bros have manicured beards, that their faces are smooth, their eyes lay behind thick spectacles and they only read David Foster Wallace, while wearing skinny jean floods: all which, sir, though I most powerfully and potently believe, still I think it not truth-telling to have posted this take, for even you, noble meritocrat should be as hipster as I am, if nostalgia rewards with virtue.

Polo:

[Subtweet] Though this be problematic, yet it is transgression in't.

Will you walk away from your keyboard, my lord?

Hammy: Into my grave.

Polo: Indeed, that is offline.

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How clever sometimes his takes are! a smirking confidence that often condescension shows through, which facts and science would be wasted on. Best to de-platform his trolling and keep your daughters away. --Good sir, delete your account!

Hammy: You cannot take from me any thing that I will more willingly part with: except my life, except my life, except my life.

Polo: You do you, my lord.

Hammy: These tedious young fools!

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